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Posted by Mathue Shell on November 6th, 2009 in Nintendo, Pictures

Nintendo DS Player at Walmart

A gamer will do whatever it takes to get his game on. If that means going to Walmart, getting down on your knees, and playing the demo Nintendo DS, so be it. There is no shame when you’re talking about a man, and his need to play.

I almost feel bad this guy has to go to such extremes though. Just think of all the kids with dirty, grubby hands who have played that DS before. Wiping their snot and tear soaked hands all over it after their parents refuse to buy them one. It definitely can’t be good for the knees either.

Posted by Mathue Shell on November 6th, 2009 in Comics, Nintendo, Pictures

Real Super Mario World

It was all a hallucination. Don’t do mushrooms, kids. Not even Super Mushrooms.

Posted by Mathue Shell on November 4th, 2009 in Cosplay, Nintendo, Pictures

Support Our Koopa Troopas

Join together in supporting our Koopa Troopas in their fight against the evil Italian plumbers who invade the Mushroom Kingdom.

Posted by Mathue Shell on November 3rd, 2009 in Nintendo, Videos

There are no birds in the clouds, only Birdo.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 30th, 2009 in Nintendo, Pictures

Mario Naked

Whoa, this is creepy. Without his signature mustache, Mario looks like a freshly delivered baby. I’m not sure I can ever play a Mario game ever again without seeing his naked cartoon body.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 30th, 2009 in Nintendo, Videos

I’m not even sure what to say about this. What were they thinking? This commercial, in no way, makes me want to go out and buy The Legend of Zelda. At least this weird Japanese Legend of Zelda commercial is entertaining.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 28th, 2009 in Comics, Nintendo

Boo No Face to Look at

This is a logical solution to an illogical problem. Boo doesn’t have to worry about Mario or Luigi looking at his face, if he has no face look at it. Question is, why is Boo afraid of people looking at his face in the first place? He’s a damn ghost, he ain’t afraid of no ghosts plumbers. Sorry, I was thinking about the Ghostbusters song. Now it’s stuck in my head.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 28th, 2009 in Arts & Culture, Nintendo, Pictures

Super Mario Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln’s face is a very versatile canvas. He can pull of Super Mario Lincoln, Teenage Mutant Ninja Lincoln, and even Mighty Morphin’ Power Lincoln.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 27th, 2009 in Cool Stuff, Nintendo

Nintendo Rubik's Cube

All Nintendo, all the time. When you’re not spending your time playing Nintendo video game, you can solve Nintendo puzzles! While wearing your Nintendo pajamas and Yoshi slippers! No? Just me?

The Nintendo Rubik’s Cube is the same as a regular Rubik’s cube, but instead of solid colors, there are classic Nintendo characters and logos. Green is Triforce, Blue is the Starfox logo, White is Kirby’s face, Yellow is a Pokeball, Orange is Samus’s logo, and Red is Mario’s hat.

If you have trouble solving this Rubik’s cube, you could always triforce. See what I did there?

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 27th, 2009 in Nintendo, Videos, WTF

Apparently, when you destroy an HDTV live on television, you’re more worried about some cheap plastic tennis racket attachment. This will definitely be motivation for all the old ladies who watch this channel to call up and order some of those for their kids. Not to mention, playing a tennis game on the Wii without those plastic racket things is like the lamest thing anybody could ever do. If you’re not rocking the plastic, you’re nothing.

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