It was all a hallucination. Don’t do mushrooms, kids. Not even Super Mushrooms.

Bruce Campbell is awesome. Enough said.

This is a logical solution to an illogical problem. Boo doesn’t have to worry about Mario or Luigi looking at his face, if he has no face look at it. Question is, why is Boo afraid of people looking at his face in the first place? He’s a damn ghost, he ain’t afraid of no ghosts plumbers. Sorry, I was thinking about the Ghostbusters song. Now it’s stuck in my head.

Nobody draws penises on Darth Vader’s Death Star! How insensitive could someone be? Vader has robotic arms and the love of his life is dead. Why remind him of his misfortune and inability? No way he’s using those robot hands on himself.

Only a heartless Pokemon trainer would ask his poor, innocent Electrode to commit suicide.

Why bother reading a book, when you can read your computer?

This webcomic is pretty much spot on. If you’ve ever won with Ryu in Street Fighter IV, you know what I mean. You win and then Ryu says he must train harder, he’s not good enough yet, etc, etc… Via: GG-Guys

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I’m sorry if I piss off all the Twilight fans. I haven’t read the books, and I’m not about to say it’s the worst movie of all time, but this is funny, and you know it. Also, if you’re one of the people who seriously claim it’s the best movie ever, I am not sorry for pissing you off. Check out the full “comic” below.

I hope I’m not the only person laughing at this comic. As a web designer, I’ve had many nights frustrated, on the verge of tears because of that damn browser. It just hates people. It destroys dreams. It mocks with it’s lack of web standard compliance! Damn you IE6.

- Real Life Zombie Attack (Video)
- Marvel Zombies: The Movie
- Women Seeking Men…Zombies Seeking Brains (Picture)
- Watch the Debut Trailer for Zombieland

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That’s it. The console war is officially over. Everybody is now good friends and joyful. Check out these happy little comics; click to enlarge. – Source

So in MZ, all the superheroes are, as I’m sure you’ve guessed, zombies. They devour Earth of all humans and move on to other planets searching for more flesh and brains. That’s a pretty lame summary, but I don’t want to spoil it for anybody who hasn’t read it yet.

Well, it looks like DC Comics is starting their “own” zombie spin off. I’m not really a DC guy; sure, I like Batman, I grew up watching Batman cartoons and playing with Batman action figures, but I never read the comics.

DC Comics is calling this series “The Blackest Night”, and they’re calling the zombies “Black Lanterns” for some reason…It’ll probably be a good series, but I’m not sure if I’ll be reading it. The art at the top of the post is Superman as a “Black Lantern”.