The Christian God will never give them up, and never let them down. By “them”, I mean all those people who were born and raised in West Philadelphia, and need prays to help their Uncle Phil find a job. Good job, internet.
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Jesus, murdering in the name of…Jesus. I guess all those Koopa Troopas were homosexual. Yep, that seems right.
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Pokemon? Evolution? Oh no, no, no. The church will not stand for this!
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As if The Bible wasn’t aimed for the redneck population enough already. How could they resist buying this special edition Bible? Nascar and Jesus. Perfect combination. At the end, Jesus wins the Daytona 500.
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