
I’ve seen Hello Kitty backpacks, Hello Kitty clothes, Hello Kitty video games, even Hello Kitty tattoos. But I’m not even sure what Hello Kitty is. I know it’s a cat, but where did it come from? Why are people obsessed with a plain white cat that wears a bow on it’s head? Does this “Hello Kitty” do anything special? Does it have superpowers? Does it not crap on your bed when you’re not home? I guess that could be one unique quality about this cat. [kittyhell]
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Hot Topic is selling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Snuggies. Yes, really. For only $28, I’m tempted. I would, but I already have my super awesome Street Fighter 4 Snuggie on.
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I think I’ve found my Halloween costume for next year. Heck, I’ll probably wear this shirt all the time. You can buy this shirt from GamePaused.net, and it ships worldwide.
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First things first. The Snuggie is little more than a backwards robe made of cheap fabric. Second thing, where do they sell this and how much money can I give to them for it? Just look how happy that guy is on the box. I can imagine it now. A cold winter night, all alone…wrapped up in my Street Fighter Snuggie, Shoryukening the heads off of people with Ken, the cheapest player in the game.
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If I had to choose, I’d much rather have that Edward Cullen shower curtain that stares at you when you poop, than to ever meet a person wearing these. You think this isn’t that weird? Well check out what the inside of the underwear looks like…
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