It’s not Halloween anymore, but who cares? We don’t need Halloween to appreciate one of the greatest costumes ever made. Let’s just hope the rider doesn’t take him out for too long. It’s really cold on Hoth. It was one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen when that poor Tauntaun froze to death in Empire Strikes Back, and to add insult to death, Han Solo slices him open with a lightsaber. Never Forget, Unnamed Tauntaun. Damn you Han Solo.

Where is your god now?

First things first. The Snuggie is little more than a backwards robe made of cheap fabric. Second thing, where do they sell this and how much money can I give to them for it? Just look how happy that guy is on the box. I can imagine it now. A cold winter night, all alone…wrapped up in my Street Fighter Snuggie, Shoryukening the heads off of people with Ken, the cheapest player in the game.

Sure they look good, but what happens when it rains during their epic battle? Nobody wants soggy Transformers. Not even if Megan Fox is there. Well, maybe…Who am I kidding? If they took all of the Transformers out of the movie and fired all of the actors except Megan Fox, and just called the movie “Megan Fox”, I’d be there, in the theater, on opening day.

A 6th Grader’s report on thunderstorms.

Luke’s Jedi mind powers might not work on him, but I’m sure a knife and fork would do the trick.

In case you missed it, check out the far superior AT-ST Imperial Walker Costume…

Watching this instantly triggers the Imperial March to start playing in my head. Dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh duh, Dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh duh…

Damn you Tarkin! You’re a liar, you’re a monster! The pumpkin people of Pumpkin Alderaan were peaceful, they had no weapons!

Sure, Peach may be a man, but this is still awesome.

I’m in such awe, I almost didn’t notice cake Luke Skywalker in his cake Snowspeeder, using his cake harpoons and cake tow cables to bring down the cake AT-AT Walker. I wonder which would taste better; this Imperial Walker cake, or an Imperial Star Destroyer cake.

I’ve seen Boba Fett costumes before, but I’ve never seen one like this. You decide, is this an awesome Boba Fett costume with a jetpack, or is it Boba Fett with explosive diarrhea? I really can’t tell.

If I had to choose, I’d much rather have that Edward Cullen shower curtain that stares at you when you poop, than to ever meet a person wearing these. You think this isn’t that weird? Well check out what the inside of the underwear looks like…

Considering that the majority of people who would wear these underwear are underage, it’s even more messed up.

Join together in supporting our Koopa Troopas in their fight against the evil Italian plumbers who invade the Mushroom Kingdom.

Sure, it may not be able to actually transform, but at least it’s better than an Optimus Prime costume made of cardboard and duct tape. This video was looking pretty epic, until he started moving. Autobots! Waddle!

Just when you thought all original costume ideas had been taken, you see something like this. Becoming a real life comic book character for Halloween. Perfect makeup, perfect outfit, epic costume. A good reminder of how awesome looking comic books are nowadays. No more dotted printing. Check out some photos of the makeup being put on, below…

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I agree with this guy. The scene when Chewbacca carries the half assembled C3PO on his back is a great scene. It’s also a great idea for a costume. If I had no legs, I would definitely reply to this ad and proudly become the C3PO upon his back.

Easily one of the best pumpkin carvings this Halloween. I might actually try to copy this. I would have the coolest pumpkin on the block for sure. I would try, but just looking at this is making me want to go hook up my Sega Genesis and fire up my Earthworm Jim cartridge.

All you need is some sweatpants, duct tape, a black marker, and some aluminum foil rolls. The easiest Transformers costume ever made. So much awesome with so little effort.

Abraham Lincoln’s face is a very versatile canvas. He can pull of Super Mario Lincoln, Teenage Mutant Ninja Lincoln, and even Mighty Morphin’ Power Lincoln.

Not sure if it’s weird or not, but this is pretty hot. Don’t judge me.

This is what it looks like after Steve Jobs reenacts that scene from American Pie. iPPLE Pie?

This is an artist’s rendering out what the Mushroom Kingdom might look like in the age of Samurai Japan. Mario is Tom Cruise. Yoshi is a T-Rex, and Bowser/King Koopa is…a big Japanese looking turtle thing I guess. Flickr [via]

He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A bark knight.

It looks like Diglett can’t burrow his way through everything. Sometimes he needs to use an escalator, take an elevator, or even catch a cab. It’s actually kind of a relief to finally find out what the rest of Diglett looks like. This artist’s rendering of the rest of Diglett’s body is nightmarish.

This delicious looking Star Destroyer cake is not only an awesome feat of culinary genius, it’s big enough to feed 100 people! I can’t imagine anybody wanting to cut this thing up and eat it though. I would gladly allow this cake to occupy and be the grand display of my entire freezer.

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I might consider wearing a shirt that actually has cuffs, just so I can wear these cufflinks. Sure, they could be better. Something like Gears of War cufflinks, or Big Daddy cufflinks, or pretty much any Nintendo character, but Halo cufflinks are still decent. If you really, really feel the need to have Master Chief attached to your clothing, you can buy these cufflinks for about $25 at Etsy.

I always knew Abraham Lincoln was the most bad ass President we ever had. He ended slavery, progressed our country, and he was a damn ninja! A mutant ninja!

I can imagine it now. Never having to hold a hot cup of coffee or hot chocolate in one hand, and carefully hold a stack of delicious oatmeal raisin cookies in the other. Now I can do both with one hand! The wonders of modern technology.

If you’re a lefty, fear not, this mug comes in right handed or left handed styles. Your left handed deformity will no longer hold you back from enjoying your hot beverage and cookies at the same time. You can order this mug for £13.99 from Mocha.uk.com

I guess this kid just woke up one day and said to himself, “Today; I’m going to get the most kickass haircut of all time.” He then proceeded to eat a bowl of nails for breakfast and shave with broken glass.

This is way better than the Hairdouken.

Check out the full picture below.

Sure, this USS Enterprise dog costume looks cool, but does it have lasers? Can Riker control it with a joystick? Actually, I think this might be animal abuse…As far as dogs in costumes go, no dog tops Zeldog.

If you know your Potter facts, you’ll know that this costume is of Fluffy, the giant three-headed dog that guarded the secret trapdoor leading to the chamber where the Sorcerer’s Stone was hidden. Make that the Philosopher’s Stone if you’re British. I wonder who would win, Fluffy dog, or Link from The Legend of Zeldog…

Skip about half way through to see the transformation. Too bad this guy is probably getting paid minimum wage to stand in front of a car dealership. Maybe if they paid him a bit more he’d quit being so lazy and pull his foot in so the tire fits and maybe he wouldn’t let his stupid human fingers show under the car…amateur.

If you don’t think this Tank cosplay looks good, go find that Left 4 Dead porn parody called Left 4 Head. I’m sure that will convince you to reconsider.

I’m not sure if I should think this is funny, or if I should feel anger towards this guy. He’s taken a horrible symbol and made it full of “lols”. Literally. I guess it’s better than getting the actual swastika though. Nobody likes neo-nazis. He’s just a lol-nazi; scouring the internet for overly happy people and depressing them with those sad Sarah McLachlan SPCA animal commercials.

The person who thought of this is a genuine genius. Who knew? Who knew a CD spindle was the perfect storage device for bagels? Sure it’s obvious now that you’ve seen it, but you’ve never thought of it before. Next time I need to transport a bagel, or store a bagel, I’ll dig out one of my empty CD spindles, and take advantage of it’s useful design.

I’m not sure what the headcrab is. Is it a plastic turkey or something? Does LEGO actually make Half-Life sets?

Somebody decided to make this piece of concrete sticking out of the water look cool. I think they succeeded. This is definitely the best piece of concrete sticking out of the water I’ve ever seen. What a coincidence the slab would also have an opening in the exact spot for the mouth. This is art, and it’s awesome. Thank you internet.

Ever wonder what Pokemon might look like if it was created in North Korea? It would have more mushroom clouds, nuclear missiles and dictators of course! Thanks to the American news media, this is exactly my view of North Korea. They learn me lots of good stuffs. Instead of “Gotta catch ‘em all!”, the catchphrase would probably be, “Gotta nuke ‘em all!”

This has got to be one of the manliest, badass tattoos I’ve ever seen. My Little Pony alone would make this tattoo amazing, but just to butch it up a bit, Wolverine was inked in. I’d like to think it’s Zombie Wolverine from Marvel Zombies. Only then would this tattoo be even more epic.

I can’t believe this. My entire life, I’ve been opening bananas like a moron. Who knew? Who knew you could open a banana from the bottom? No more pulling at the stem for me; after watching this tutorial, I’m set for life, and no longer will I make myself look like a fool at breakfast.

I guess if  I saw her at the beach, I wouldn’t be embarrassed if she saw my Star Wars beach towel, or my Star Wars swimming trunks. We can’t be totally sure if this really is woman though. If only we had Admiral Ackbar around to warn us.

Check out a larger photo below, and while you’re at it, here are some more Star Wars tattoos.

A pretty cool stop motion video of all the best classic arcade games recreated with LEGO blocks. As I was watching this video, I couldn’t keep the song “Tom Sawyer” by Rush out of my head. Futurama’s fault.

I have to say, my favorite is the “O Hai” one. I guess I’ve been brainwashed by all the damn lolcats and cute animal pictures with quotes on them. They’ve taken over the internet, I can’t go a day without seeing at least one.

If you have a geeky license plate, and want it added to the gallery, email it to me at tips@geekstir.com. Check out the gallery below and as always, click to enlarge.

What would you guys get for a custom license plate? Post it in the comments.

It’s no surprise that the dog’s name is Link. His outfit is complete with the green tunic, sword, and shield. I challenge anybody reading this, to find a cooler dog, and either send it in via email or post it in the comments.

Now somebody needs to go adopt a female dog, name it Zelda, and put a dress on it. I would, but I’ve already reserved my dog to be named Hobbit, and he will be a Pug.

Check out three photos of Link below!

I spent a few minutes trying to think up a few puns for this post, but I failed miserably. I wonder where these people got their tattoos done. Probably on Tattooine…or at a shop in the Darth Mall. See? That’s all I got.

Check out the gallery of Star Wars tattoos below! (click to enlarge)

What do you think of, when you think of eating a sandwich from Burger King? Oral Sex? Of course! The marketing guys at Burger King know this, and are going to exploit it to it’s full potential! This is their latest ad for the “Super Seven Incher”, and it will blow your mind!

Check out the full ad below, and make sure to read the small text if you have a desire for a something long, juicy…and flame-grilled.

Credit to Flickr user LübeckerJung for the photo. Unfortunately, he gives no description. So, if you have any instructions on how to do this and where to get the materials to do it, post it in the comments for all those interested.

UPDATE: Thanks to commenter adsfds, who I’m assuming just randomly hit his/her keyboard when entering his/her name, for pointing out that these decals are sold on Etsy.com. Check out a larger photo below.

Here is a t-shirt that any geek…or animal lover, must have. It comes for both guys and girls, and costs only $18 $15. Threadless user Tobias Fonseca created this. I didn’t realize anybody was actually named Tobias outside of Arrested Development.

So, if you have $18 $15 to spare, and need something to cover the upper half of your body, go pick up this shirt at Threadless.com.

This is a heartwarming photograph of LEGO Luke Skywalker and LEGO Darth Vader, enjoying a father and son bike ride through the park.

If you haven’t seen them, check out LEGO recreations of Duck Hunt, Contra, and Excite Bike. I’d like to see a LEGO version of some of my favorite old games like Joust, The Legend of Zelda, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game. I haven’t seen LEGO Tetris yet, but I’m sure that one would be pretty easy.

Check out a larger picture of LEGO Donkey Kong below!

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I’m not sure what it is about LEGO creations, they always seem to catch my attention. If I see the word “LEGO” in a headline, I know it’s gong to be something awesome, and I’m usually right; except that one time I got Rick Roll’d by a LEGO Rick Astley.

These posters are definitely good, but nothing is cuter than LEGO WALL-E. Check out these LEGO movie posters below! I think my favorite is a tie between the I AM LEGEND and Jaws posters.

Ahhh…Batman and Robin. I haven’t seen the duo together since that Oscar worthy movie back in the 90’s. Too bad Mr. Freeze stole the screen with his chilling dialogue.

Flickr user jmenomeno spent three weeks building this LEGO WALL-E. It’s neck is motorized, and can move up and down, and it’s arms are on ball joints allowing them to pose. Obviously not as cute and lovable as the real WALL-E, but close.

Now all he needs is a little LEGO cockroach companion.

Check out some photos of LEGO WALL-E below!

These are actually plush cookies, for looking at, not eating. The Crochet Queen from YummyPanCake made these for the internet to enjoy. I have to say, I wouldn’t mind having one of these made in a larger size to use a pillow, or at least something to cuddle with at night when it’s dark and scary.

I’ve been trying to think of a good pun to use for the title, but all I came up with was “They’re Chewcalate Flavored!” Obviously that’s not very good. If you have some wookie puns, post them in the comments.

Check out some large photos of these awesome Wookie Cookies below!

Source: yummypancake.blogspot.com

Don’t get me wrong, this painting is great…but it’s not enough for me. I need to hear the masterful keyboard playing, I need to see the nonchalant look on Keyboard Cat’s face as he plays off a guy who’s just been severely injured, or a kid who’s just found out he was adopted.

That might sound horrible, but don’t act like you don’t laugh at those videos!

Check out the full painting below.

Every kid needs a Darth Daddy to throw them awesome Star Wars birthday parties. I’m counting 13 kids in this photo. 13 Padawan learners are still not enough for the power of the Dark Side. Their attempts to use the Force Push are obviously failing. I’m guessing they bought all those plastic lightsabers at the Darth Mall. Hahaha! Get it…?

Each of these pillows sell for $15, plus shipping; or you can just buy the entire set of 6 for $80, saving $10 off the total. They’re such a huge hit, it could take 7-9 weeks to receive your pillows. Then again, they are handmade, so what else would you expect? People aren’t machines!

I’m considering buying the Photoshop pillow, probably two; one for each end of the couch. I wouldn’t buy the Dreamweaver pillow though; I’m a wordpad guy, as every web designer and developer should be.

Head on over to MySuiteStuff to order your pillows! via technabob

“I made this hat for my son – he wanted a mean shark. I saw the dead fish hat pattern and loved the idea – I just varied the pattern quite a lot to make different looking species. And felted it so it looks like it jumped out of the water and landed on his head…”

I wish my mom would knit me a cool animal hat…Click on the picture to enlarge.

The world loves pizza. I love pizza. You love pizza. This looks like the pizza box of the future. It’s still a cardboard box, but now it can be used as plates and storage for the leftovers. I always hate when I have to take up a lot of fridge space with the entire box for just 2 or 3 leftover slices. I’m not a woman…I don’t own things like plastic containers and ziplock bags. This can save paper plates, reduce water use from washing regular plates, and of course, is made from recycled material and can be re-recycled. Is that a word?

Redbubble seller and artist, rubyred, has shown us all that these Imperial AT-AT Walkers are actually real animals, and that the rebels should be ashamed for harming such fragile creatures. It’s not their faults the Empire has captured them, encased them in metal armor, forced them into labor, and strapped guns on their heads.

Pick up this shirt in many different colors and styles for $26. Pricey, but this a shirt any Star Wars geek must have.

I think it could have been better if it were Jesus riding that dinosaur. As we all know, Earth in only 6000 years old and dinosaurs used to walk around giving rides to humans, especially Jesus. That aside, I think think the best thing about this tattoo is the attention to detail. It looks so real; it’s amazing!

Check out a larger photo below…

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I find this song a lot more catchy that those stupid commercials with the beat boxing and rapping. What’s even more awesome, is the guy actually gets the entire order right. Hopefully Taco Bell didn’t stage this in an attempt to make a viral video. If they did, it’s working!

This shirt goes from kick ass with shoryukens and hadoukens, to class, with some fancy piano playing in the candlelight.

This “Ultimate Combo” shirt was designed by Threadless seller and artist, David Soames. You can buy this t-shirt for $18; and it comes in “sand” and “navy blue”.

Check out the product page and pick up your own at Threadless.com