Posted by Mathue Shell on October 11th, 2009 in Pictures
Okay, so this is pretty common sense stuff. Do your best to avoid the flesh eating zombies. If you do come in contact with the carnivorous ex-living, your only chance is to destroy the brain. Then again, it really does depend on what type of zombie outbreak you’re dealing with. Are they fast or slow? The factor that could decide your fate. If they’re slow, you have a good chance of avoiding them, if they’re fast, you’d better do your best to avoid them. Disposal is another problem. It depends on the virus. Can it go airborne when incinerating the corpses? Your best bet for disposal is to call the Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal. Another good idea is to always keep an Emergency Zombie Kit in your car, in your home, and in your workplace.
